What you are about to see is a stand up comedy performed by Mamawala at Comix. He explained the art behind THE THING that all of the guyz on little planet earth do ;-)
That was a shocking revelation to me. Seriously. Have you ever imagined this yourself? Sperm in creams? Disgusting as it looks. But scientists have came to the conclusion that Human sperm actually works in reducing wrinkles and ageing lines. Telegraph wrote
A new study by scientists at Graz University found that spermidine, a compound that is found in sperm, slows ageing processes and increases longevity in yeast, flies, worms and mice, as well as human blood cells, by protecting cells from damage. Adding spermidine suppressed various processes associated with ageing, as well as reducing free radicals and increasing lifespan.
Norwegian company,BioforSkin, has actually developed the creams and they are selling it in the open market. They call it SkinScience. Already in some spa's, these creams are in use in shape of facial massage. Eeew!! As Sherlyn rightly puts it like this ...
I was clueless. Since when did human sperms become the new age cosmetic cream? Aren’t sperms meant for procreation? And, if the girl doesn’t wish to get pregnant and is not on birth control pills, the guy disposes the sperms in a condom, a trash bin, a toilet or any place else. At least, that's what I thought.
You would have come across various types of thieves in you life time. Car Thieves, Jewelery Thieves, Purse Thieves & Shoes Thieves to the name the few. If you haven't then you must have heard the horror stories that these thieves can bring in someone's life. But stealing CONDOMS (eeww!!) is something new for me atleast.
Back in Mumbai, India, thieves are stealing condoms from the vending machines. Vending machines are those machines where you put money and you get the product in return. Due to high raise of immoral sexual relationships and unhealthy, unsafe sex India is leading among the countries in terms of number of deaths due to AIDS. So, an NGO had this idea of placing the condom vending machines in places where people can easily access them especially in places where drivers and daily wages people reside. But due to the CONDOM-FANTASY-THIEVES, most of these machines either got damaged or condoms are stolen from them. Here is what BBC said about the gore act..
"These machines are installed in areas where high risk people like truck drivers are likely to visit. Often these places also have drug addicts or petty thieves.
"A machine never contains more than 100 rupees ($2) but they may break it open to sell the parts and buy drugs.
"Some may want condoms for free. Some may be against the idea of installing such machines. It still carries a stigma."
The damage to these machines is more than financial.
"When a machine is damaged then you have to factor how many people would go without a condom. One of the guidelines is that a person should be able to procure one within 15 minutes. It is not easy to get people to use to condoms and take them from these machines."